Do you get lonely? I imagine that you do, you're reading this. Why not spend some time with myself and Sugar Daddy? With done another Vlog! I know, it's almost too much beauty for you to comprehend. It's here: Moments of Excellence You can ALSO have some atmospheric pictures, you lucky people. Here's my good self, … Continue reading A little company
I'm a fan of weird fiction. I even write it from time to time. If you want to read some of my stuff, try this Gooseweb I wrote these just to amuse my friends (both of them). They were amused. Perhaps you will be amused too. If you can't afford them, let me know and I'll … Continue reading Weird Tales
Hello all. Just thought I'd share one of my early works with you. It's the greatest poem ever written. It was written by me and Sugar Daddy (but mostly by me because I'm the clever, sensitive one). Sorry if this spoils all other poetry for you. Once you've read this, you needn't bother with anything … Continue reading The Greatest Poem Ever Written
I had a night with Sugar Daddy. I was on the upswing of my mood disorder. Enjoy it here! Vee Log And something a bit special here: Karaoke! I spoil you, I really do. V.
It's a headache of the spirit, a migraine of the soul. It's knowing that no amount of sleep will be enough. It's knowing that people can't help. It's being so pathetic that a few 'likes' will keep me writing this shit, even though every word reminds me what a waste of space I am. It's … Continue reading What is it?
We all know minds are lonely things That pace in cages made of bone. They try to reach between the bars They long to find a grasping hand. Who is it listens when minds sing? We hear their songs, we sit alone. As far apart as distant stars, We need someone to understand. … Continue reading Poem
I'm bored of Blogging. Intensely, achingly bored of this self-indulgent, bleating, whining, ranting waffle. Oh, look at me, I'm miserable. Oh look at me, I've been somewhere. It's just dull. I've done the odd post that wasn't entirely dull, a post where I've admitted something profound about myself, but I've covered everything now. There is … Continue reading I give up.
This is it, Viperettes and Viperoos. This is when the blog hits the big time. After a sustained campaign of pleading and borderline threats, Openshaws Snacks finally agreed to send me a sample of their products. It may surprise you to learn that, despite my athletic physique, I'm a fan of pork scratchings. Through an intense regimen … Continue reading Pork Scratching Review
Hello cheeky, you're looking well. Not as well as me, obviously. Despite my mental turmoil, my physical appearance is almost painfully beautiful. Is it a blessing or curse to be this attractive? I'm not sure that I know. Anyway, enough about my fabulous good looks, let's chat. Christmas is over here at the Viper's Hole. … Continue reading Shameless Greed
My eyes are red, you say? They may well be. My beard has damp patches? Possibly it does. I've just dropped my three year old daughter for her first proper morning at nursery. This has involved getting her into a uniform, equipping her with a water bottle and leaving her in a classroom with people … Continue reading Holding on and letting go