You know what the internet loves? No, not porn, grow up. The internet loves listicles! Pure clickbait. I had to research what listicles actually are. Apparently, listicles are a mixture of lists and testicles. It's a list of complete bollocks! So, here's my listicle of eight ways to be awesome and mentally ill in the … Continue reading My New Year’s Listicle!
So that was Christmas... and what have I done? I've been the same spectacular waste of space that I am the rest of the year. On the plus side, I'm not currently hiding under the covers, I'm still getting by without medication and I've not behaved scandalously. On the down side, I have been inches … Continue reading So that was Christmas…
Hello there my little Christmassy Viperettes and Viperoos! Sorry I've been quiet on the blogging front, but Mrs Viper has been forcing me to 'live'. This has involved leaving the house and doing things. I know. Torture. I endure it for the sake of my loved ones. Actually, some of it has been borderline enjoyable. … Continue reading Out and about
Here we are again. I keep writing this rubbish, you keep reading it. I need the attention. You're enabling me. This is what an abusive relationship looks like. I don't know who's to blame, you or me. I don't know who I hate more. Friday. There's too much pressure. It builds during the week. Friday … Continue reading Viper and Hero Pop to the Shops
This post is about many things. It's about Christmas and presents and magic. It's also about lies and emptiness and despair. I remember when I first really grasped that I would die one day. I was around five years old and I was in the bath. I was chatting to my father. He was the … Continue reading A Box of Delights?
Ah, there you are. I haven't posted in a day or two, do forgive a busy Viper. Brace yourselves, this is going to be a long post. It's got photos, it's got words, it's got... no, actually, that's it... photos and words. If you're a bit delicate, you may want to pop to the loo … Continue reading Chatsworth Masquerade
I recently wrote a post about the best (imaginary) Christmas movies. I realize now that I left out a few absolute classics. I'll also pop a few TV shows on the list for those who want to imagine some really great viewing experiences. TRIGGER WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS SWEARING AND SOME FRANKLY HORRIFIC IDEAS. READ … Continue reading Christmas Movies – Part Two
Oh it's you. Look at you, slinking in here, hoping to enjoy my words. You want to read them and then be on your merry way. I'm just a source of amusement to you, aren't I? You take what you want and you leave... and I love you for it. I crave your attention, even … Continue reading Downs and Ups
Come Landlord, fill the flowing bowl, until the cup runs over! You've waited long enough. You've stuck with me this far. It's time to let you in to one of the inner mysteries of the Viper clan. Brace yourself for the dark horrors of the Yule Sacrifice. Some people (dull, joyless people) would suggest that … Continue reading The Yule Sacrifice
I'm spoiling you, I really am. All these posts in such a short time. You're a lucky reader, aren't you? Yes. Yes you are. Today I'll be giving you a tiny peek into the Viper's Hole at this festive season. I'm not giving you a full tour, just enough to whet your appetite. I know, … Continue reading Viper’s Hole at Christmas