I felt like writing about Britain. I think it's because Brexit makes me feel sad. Brexit reminds me of the things that I hate about Britain. I hate the xenophobia, the jingoism and the poisonous nostalgia. Part of the trouble is that I am only inches away from being a Brexiteer. I love this country, … Continue reading BRITAIN! BRITAIN! BRITAIN!
I know it's not Christmas for a long while, but Mrs Viper has already started watching films on Christmas 24, the Christmas Channel and Xmas X-Rated. I know, it seems odd that there are actually people out there who watch this rubbish, but Mrs Viper proves that they exist. I imagine they have secret forums … Continue reading More Christmas Movies
I know, I know. I've not written in a while. This isn't proper writing either, it's just to let you know I've done another vee-log. I'm thinking of writing something soon. Soonish. Maybe something about the environment and the dominance of plastic. Maybe something about artificial intelligence. Maybe something about cat poo. You know, high-brow … Continue reading Excellence 11
Just letting you know that Moments of Excellence Episode Ten is now available on the tubes. Excellence 10 I'll do a more detailed blog soon. I feel something autumnal stirring. I'm also thinking of writing something about marriage. Imagine the wondrous insights! Have a lovely day! V.
"What's going on, Viper?" I hear you cry. I imagine I hear you crying that. It makes me feel like you care. The truth is, you just want my eloquent words and sumptuous photos, you bunch of parasites. Still, I've got to write something, so I think I'll go with a 'state of the nation' … Continue reading Viper’s World
I try to be sophisticated. I try to bring you culture. Spider, the ruffian, ruins my day. Viperish Reading
I promised I'd be back and it's one of those rare promises that I'm keeping. Come on in, don't be scared. Or do be scared, it's all the same to me. Come in and settle down while the Viper teases you with glimpses of his majestic lifestyle and razor wit. Come in and leave your … Continue reading Foodie Review – The Midland Hotel Morecambe
Let's imagine that this blog is a physical place and I'm back after a long absence, shall we? It took me a while to fish the key out of the deep pocket of a forgotten coat. I nearly couldn't get in to my own blog. Then the lock clicked, the door swung open with a … Continue reading Look at the muck in here…
I continue to get drunk with Greg and wax lyrical on food, politics and middle-age. This episode is of a poor quality. For that, we apologize. We were drunk and tired and emotional. Excellence 9 Enjoy, if you possibly can.
This episode features sexy dance moves, discussions of testicles and hard-hitting political analysis. Essentially, it's twenty minutes of two very drunk men spouting nonsense and giggling at each other. Still, someone out there is watching it, so who am I to judge? https://youtu.be/iODbZL2IPGM